mr. izumi...~dirty lil secret~part 1

not again!!!!!!


hukey..
diz gonna be a lil bit dirty..
but pliz bear wif me until d end.
i remind u..
diz gonna be sOOo dirty..
nothin dirtier than our luv..
hoho..


here we go..dirty bit..tadaaaaa

so adorable kn..cm baek gler..pure..pious..peace..smua dye sapu.

~confidential~ special edition: malay version


Mr. Izumi.


1) da best man eva..
bf yang sangat baek..sanggup korban demi saya..walaupun sakit,demam,kaki terkehel sanggup panjat tangga demi saya..tp sy xpernah appreciate pengorbanan dia. Dia sangat gentle..sanggup angkat semua barang..angkat handbag saya pon dia tak kesah..kalau lah saya ni ringan,dia nak angkat tak saya???hahaha..ngerinya...
bes moment: tolong angkat kotak n sanggup jalan kaki pergi kfc demi gf dia yg degil n mengada2


2)penyabar
Mr.izumi sangat penyabar.Walaupun saya tuduh dia bukan-bukan dia diam aja.Dia xpenah tengking saya, marah-marah saya macam saya selalu buat.Dia sabar layan perangai degil saya..Dia still terima saya walaupun saya selalu sakitkan hati dia n suka cari gaduh..Saya selalu buat perangai yang annoying gila..paksa dia balas mesej saya walaupun waktu tu dia terasa hati dengan saya,suka tarik bulu kaki dia dan tak memahami dia..semua perangai buruk ada dalam diri saya..tp Mr.Izumi tetap sabar layan saya walaupun hati dia terluka dengan sikap saya
bes moment:hahaha..yg nie mmg dirty lil secret..clue dia: i'll make sure u pay for da revenge..


3)pemaaf
saya selalu buat salah.Selalu sakitkan hati dia..Selalu paksa dia..bila saya sedar kesalahan saya baru r saya terkedek-kedek nak minta maaf..time tue hati dia dah koyak barak..dah gila-gila terluka..sy pun start lah tabur janji..janji tak nak buat lagi..janji nak berubah..cakap menyesal lah konon..tp still buat perangai asal..tp dia still maafkan saya juga ..
best moment: pengampunan dosa paling beso: sebelum balik ganu..drama air mata yg cukup untuk membuatkan 10o orang muntah darah..lyke i careeeeee


4)jeles kuat dowh
hahaha..sy cayunk dia sebab kuat jeles..rase bangga n disayangi doe bila hubby jeles..hahaha..beso lubang idung yang memang dah tersedia besar nie..owh..
bukan lubang idung jer beso..semua yg aa kt badan ngko mmg beso..
best moment:spot check hp n text me those msg klo xbalas msg dia:
bb dh lupakan b? 
bb dh ada org laen?
xreti2 nak msg?(owh..i luv diz part b..luv..luv)


5)setia..perhaps..
i'm da only muffin in his lyfe..walopun dia jenis yg eye-catcher  dan mempunyai chop playboy atas dahi(peep keep thinking he is a playboy) tp dia tak penah mendua,mentiga,mentega,mencheese kan sy..tq b..
best moment: lps jer dinner same2 dye trus anta msg nie: hye muffin..rindu kt bb


(owh rindu b jugak..sgt2 rnduuu..miowwwww)


6)trima saya seadanya
dye xkesaa sy gemuk besar bus..dye xpernah malu ada gf macam sy..xpaksa sy diet/ buat plastic surgery/tempekkan sekaligus semua bahan kecantikan kat muka/pecahkan spare tyre dan da balOon part..dia xkesah sy ada selulit..hahahaha..selulit saya pon dia anggap cantik kot..dia terima saya juz da way i'm..erm..klo ketiak sy itam berkarat berdaki bulu smpai ke kaki dye trima sy tak ek?? 
best moment: sy komen sy xcntek n blabla..dye pon ckp: ada b kesaaa??
 dia berasap bler makcik yg urut sy cakap sy gemOk..b cakap: cakap kt makcik tu dia kurus sgt ker nak ckp kt org gmuk..
(owh..pedas persis masak lemak cili api bahasa dia)




to be continued..xbley puji byk2..letih 6t..kalau kutuk baru bertenaga..ngeh..ngeh..

kekasih halal..am i???

not again!!!!!!

u n me..

we lOve each other..

how cOuld our relationship be HARAM??

i luv u da way u r..

u luv me juz da way i'm..

it's pure..not HARAM..

totally not HARAM at all..

am i right mr. Izumi?

no!definitely not!

no matter how deep is our lOve..

no matter how tight is da hug..

between u n me,

there is a 'HARAM' stand at da middle..

i'm  nOt a babi..

hahaha..i dun even have da figure of babi..

oink..oink..

although i have a talent to sound lyke real babi..

again..oink..oink(kuatkn volume anda!)

i juz appear to be HARAM for ya tOuch..

n it gonna be HARAM until

we become one..

do u still wanna make me become ur kekasih halal..

please say 'i do'

aiyok!bru suruh say 'yes' muka dh brkerut gila..hahaha..nie bb xp pinang lg..

i'm nOt a perfect persOn..lyke i care?????

not again!!!!!!


yeah..i'm not a perfect persOn..
n i neva wish to be perfect..not even once..


i'm a girl dat is sOoo clumsy..
full of malang..choiiiii!!!!!
to fall downstairs is my daily routine
to misplace my belongings is a must..
a problem maker is my name
unacceptable act is my moz fav regular
i'm odd,freak,weirdo..
ops..i'm alsO a psycho..
n i dont know which side of me make ya fall for me..
as there is zero thing special bOwt me..


when u appeared in my lyfe,
u got rid of my sial side..
u seemed to be lyke my lucky charm..
everthing u tOuched become gold
i'm no lOnger a malang badigOl(er..whut da heck is badigOl??)..


whut a lucky me..
u tOuched my bag zip(which had been stuck for donkey's year)
it suddenly become okay back..yipeee..
ur luv,ur affectiOn really touched my heart,
it naturally increased the amounts of estrogen..
because of u,my menstrual circle get back normal again..
ur love is totally miracle syg..


guess whut..
all da malang, sialicious had been transfered to ya..
first, u became severely weak for many days..

totally weak..haha..lemah semangat den tgk pic nie..yaallah! laki aku!!!

later on, u dislocated ya knee,

lucky u got scandal to help ya walking

then,u had swollen under your eyes

neva mind sugarplum..u still lOok cute wif da swollen under ya eyes

now,u got fever..
(no pic to be displayed T_T)


erm..it doesnt matter if you wanna put da blame on me..
as i'm da one dat give u hell..


syg..u better mandi bunga 7 hari 7 malam
to remove all your sial back..
hahahahahaha..lol

he is mine??? i dun bliv..pliz slap me twice..

not again!!!!!!

si kurus ini suami sy!!!

i HEART u luv..

well..

this is my hubby..

my only hubby..

herm..unless he gives me permissiOn to get secOnd hubby..

~wink~ cnfirm jap lg pinggan mangkuk kt umah terbang

hubby dear..

sowi if i seldOm beliv ya..

so sowiiii..
u r tOo gOrgeous

n i'm tOo gelojOh..big as gajah

hahaha.big difference huh btween u n me..

diz man..

the one dat i luv da mOz 

is a super hOwt,head-turner,eye-catcher,

vandabOom..damn hOt stuff,mirror lover n blabla..

(ish..xmoh puji b lebey2)

whut a pOor man..
his wifey is misS spare tyre,freakin ugly,
psycho n all da bad things happened in da wOrld are bcuz of her
well as she is super duper ugly fatty duckling..
herm...bes nye kutuk diri sendiri..rase cm increase self-esteem( weirdO!)

unWANTED girl!!

i wish i can beliv ya..
i wish i can trust u..
but sOmetime is seems tOo hard for me..
bcOz i'm afraid u will be taken frOm me..
herm..i need to change right hun?
as to be in luv wif a man is to luv him a little n understand him more..

i neva be lyke diz befOre..
beliv me..
i used to be a spOrting gf..an Open-minded one..
i dun even care if my bf has anOther lOver..
sy xkesaaaa..
i said..
"kita jauh..xpe u bley kapel dgn orunk laen..as long as u still lOve me it dOest matter.."
n whenever my ex hanging out wif super howt gurl i dun even feel jealOus..
he can even text or col another gurl 24hours unstoppable..
i dun care..dun wanna care..
(haha..gila ker pmpuan nie???)
but wif u it is difference..
i want u to only be mine..
i dun want to share u wif anyOne including apek(his bestie)
n ur fb..hahaha..i feel lyke i wanna deactivate it..
i wish i can send ya to da MoOn so dat no girl will fall for ya..
but i'm afraid da aliens will hit on ya..
u better be myside..
so dat i can keep my eyes on ya..
Gosh! i wiss God give me extra eyes..anOther 4 if can..

i just cant do it..
it seems imposSible for me to cOntrol my jealOusy..so sOrry..
i prOmise u i will keep jealOusing ya until i die..
haha..thnx for teaching me how to be jealOus..yeah..
i'm addicted to that nOw..
whut an attitude..

~gasping~he will 4eva be boy over flOwers....

caught him wif a girl!

again..wif another princess..

being in another woman's hug..ops..i shall call her emak mertua(my unbeatable competitor)

owh b, hubby going to be..

i'm sOoo lucky tO have u..

but sOmetimes i dO suffer a lOt..

afraid of lOsing ya for sure..

as there are sOOoooo many beauties keep wanting ya..

who am i compared to them..

i'm only a beby gajah wif uncOuntable cellulite..

owh..selulit ku bertambah lagi!!!!

b..if u always be like this i will be da mOz grateful person eva in this planet as no one is willing tO take u frOm me

da only persOn i lOve tO hatE

not again!!!!!!

his name is khalil..his phOne num is 013-22Xx2Xx..

sorry khalil..u r toO litle tOo late..
my heart is already taken..
i juz cant luv u anymore..
so sOrry..

psychO ex gf kO..naseb baek kO tgl dye.

today u rang me a cOl..
adek said u dial wrOng num..hahaha..adek hate u damn much,,
then, i rang u a cOl back..
thnx for wasting my credit..
later i dun even av 1 cent to rply my hubby's msg..
BENCI LUUUUUUUUUUU..


dun u nOe dat i misS my hubby damn much??
i shOulda text him tOnite..
but u destroy it..
whutta great spoiler u r..
again..BENCI LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..


there's nOthin tO do wif u anymOre..
da stOry between 'bie n yunk' is already end
stOp frOm mentiOning da past
i'm sick of hearing da rusty story..
juz blahhh wif da past..
i HATE HATE HATE u

if u keep da prOmise..if u dun eva leave me i will neva meet my hubby..thnx dude! i owe u

i wish i can reset back da tyme
so that i wOnt fall in luv wif ya
luvin ya is da biggest mistake i eva dOne in my life..
u r tOo dayusssss..tOo dayus to be loved by me
(kenape 'dayusss' kena wrna pink????)

misS him..

not again!!!!


owh ummi..
tarakuchacha..
anak ummi mau kawen..
tarakuchacha..
kawen dengan siape?
Kawen dengan siape saja..
ops..silap..
kawen dengan ikram izumi!!!1
tarakuchachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(komen juri: piching lari sket kat not akhir..not awal piching lari banyak..)


OWH..SY XDE MoOD NK BWT ENTRY NIE...
~glOomy~ waaaaaaaaaaaa

owh..pempuan ini bukan mama,ummi,or nenek mertua sy

b..b..b...miss u lar b..waaaaaaaaaaaaaa..tangisan gadis innocent..
ptuiiiiii..innocent lar sgt

about beby izumi

not again!!!!!!


heyOo mammals..

i know u hate to be a friend of weirdo..but..pliz mai..dun cry..big gurl dun cry..chewaah

HELLoooo kanak-kanak ribena..waddup..

hukey..lets start our class today

tOday's topic gonna be abOwt--> BEBY IZUMI

3 simple words to describe bowt her: FREAK,WEIRDO,PSYCHO

~soy freak~(everyday need to drink at least a can of soy)

~love porridge more than rice~(tiap2 ari nk mkn bubur)

~hate coffee n ketchup(takowt jadi itam)

hahaha..cam baju kfc jer

~KFC's lover..(asal de prob kena p KFC..)

~tasteless~xsker tawar,manis,masin,masam.pedas n blabla

~cOmic n game maniac(need to read Gempak bler de prob)

~sker gler kacang..i luv peanut..luv..luv..
~bajet gothic n emo..bwek!

LUV BLACK N RED..GOTHIC WANNA BE LAR KONON

                                             

~luv tO be alone..dun tryna mess up wif me..

~shoppaholic..but dun have money..waaaa

~luv crazy style~formal attire neva exist in my dictionary of lyfe..neva!

u gonna see diz in diz blog only..beliv me..

~a law student that luv to go beyond da rule~

~SoMetime hate to mingle wif peOple( sker mingle dgn babun in da zOo lg kowt)

~luv money pretty much~ in relationship wif money

~have an angel tongue~ easy to influence peep..beware!

~kind but heartless~

~fav quotation:kill or be killed~

~dun care bowt people feeling but caring????..~

~when i say i wanna it.i'll do anything to get it(even need to pay by my blood)

~luv gadget..esp handphone..~
~damn in luv wif IKRAM IZUMI

~

n da last one is: luv my hubby..luv him more than i lOve myself..