mr. izumi...~dirty lil secret~part 1

not again!!!!!!


hukey..
diz gonna be a lil bit dirty..
but pliz bear wif me until d end.
i remind u..
diz gonna be sOOo dirty..
nothin dirtier than our luv..
hoho..


here we go..dirty bit..tadaaaaa

so adorable kn..cm baek gler..pure..pious..peace..smua dye sapu.

~confidential~ special edition: malay version


Mr. Izumi.


1) da best man eva..
bf yang sangat baek..sanggup korban demi saya..walaupun sakit,demam,kaki terkehel sanggup panjat tangga demi saya..tp sy xpernah appreciate pengorbanan dia. Dia sangat gentle..sanggup angkat semua barang..angkat handbag saya pon dia tak kesah..kalau lah saya ni ringan,dia nak angkat tak saya???hahaha..ngerinya...
bes moment: tolong angkat kotak n sanggup jalan kaki pergi kfc demi gf dia yg degil n mengada2


2)penyabar
Mr.izumi sangat penyabar.Walaupun saya tuduh dia bukan-bukan dia diam aja.Dia xpenah tengking saya, marah-marah saya macam saya selalu buat.Dia sabar layan perangai degil saya..Dia still terima saya walaupun saya selalu sakitkan hati dia n suka cari gaduh..Saya selalu buat perangai yang annoying gila..paksa dia balas mesej saya walaupun waktu tu dia terasa hati dengan saya,suka tarik bulu kaki dia dan tak memahami dia..semua perangai buruk ada dalam diri saya..tp Mr.Izumi tetap sabar layan saya walaupun hati dia terluka dengan sikap saya
bes moment:hahaha..yg nie mmg dirty lil secret..clue dia: i'll make sure u pay for da revenge..


3)pemaaf
saya selalu buat salah.Selalu sakitkan hati dia..Selalu paksa dia..bila saya sedar kesalahan saya baru r saya terkedek-kedek nak minta maaf..time tue hati dia dah koyak barak..dah gila-gila terluka..sy pun start lah tabur janji..janji tak nak buat lagi..janji nak berubah..cakap menyesal lah konon..tp still buat perangai asal..tp dia still maafkan saya juga ..
best moment: pengampunan dosa paling beso: sebelum balik ganu..drama air mata yg cukup untuk membuatkan 10o orang muntah darah..lyke i careeeeee


4)jeles kuat dowh
hahaha..sy cayunk dia sebab kuat jeles..rase bangga n disayangi doe bila hubby jeles..hahaha..beso lubang idung yang memang dah tersedia besar nie..owh..
bukan lubang idung jer beso..semua yg aa kt badan ngko mmg beso..
best moment:spot check hp n text me those msg klo xbalas msg dia:
bb dh lupakan b? 
bb dh ada org laen?
xreti2 nak msg?(owh..i luv diz part b..luv..luv)


5)setia..perhaps..
i'm da only muffin in his lyfe..walopun dia jenis yg eye-catcher  dan mempunyai chop playboy atas dahi(peep keep thinking he is a playboy) tp dia tak penah mendua,mentiga,mentega,mencheese kan sy..tq b..
best moment: lps jer dinner same2 dye trus anta msg nie: hye muffin..rindu kt bb


(owh rindu b jugak..sgt2 rnduuu..miowwwww)


6)trima saya seadanya
dye xkesaa sy gemuk besar bus..dye xpernah malu ada gf macam sy..xpaksa sy diet/ buat plastic surgery/tempekkan sekaligus semua bahan kecantikan kat muka/pecahkan spare tyre dan da balOon part..dia xkesah sy ada selulit..hahahaha..selulit saya pon dia anggap cantik kot..dia terima saya juz da way i'm..erm..klo ketiak sy itam berkarat berdaki bulu smpai ke kaki dye trima sy tak ek?? 
best moment: sy komen sy xcntek n blabla..dye pon ckp: ada b kesaaa??
 dia berasap bler makcik yg urut sy cakap sy gemOk..b cakap: cakap kt makcik tu dia kurus sgt ker nak ckp kt org gmuk..
(owh..pedas persis masak lemak cili api bahasa dia)




to be continued..xbley puji byk2..letih 6t..kalau kutuk baru bertenaga..ngeh..ngeh..

kekasih halal..am i???

not again!!!!!!

u n me..

we lOve each other..

how cOuld our relationship be HARAM??

i luv u da way u r..

u luv me juz da way i'm..

it's pure..not HARAM..

totally not HARAM at all..

am i right mr. Izumi?

no!definitely not!

no matter how deep is our lOve..

no matter how tight is da hug..

between u n me,

there is a 'HARAM' stand at da middle..

i'm  nOt a babi..

hahaha..i dun even have da figure of babi..

oink..oink..

although i have a talent to sound lyke real babi..

again..oink..oink(kuatkn volume anda!)

i juz appear to be HARAM for ya tOuch..

n it gonna be HARAM until

we become one..

do u still wanna make me become ur kekasih halal..

please say 'i do'

aiyok!bru suruh say 'yes' muka dh brkerut gila..hahaha..nie bb xp pinang lg..

i'm nOt a perfect persOn..lyke i care?????

not again!!!!!!


yeah..i'm not a perfect persOn..
n i neva wish to be perfect..not even once..


i'm a girl dat is sOoo clumsy..
full of malang..choiiiii!!!!!
to fall downstairs is my daily routine
to misplace my belongings is a must..
a problem maker is my name
unacceptable act is my moz fav regular
i'm odd,freak,weirdo..
ops..i'm alsO a psycho..
n i dont know which side of me make ya fall for me..
as there is zero thing special bOwt me..


when u appeared in my lyfe,
u got rid of my sial side..
u seemed to be lyke my lucky charm..
everthing u tOuched become gold
i'm no lOnger a malang badigOl(er..whut da heck is badigOl??)..


whut a lucky me..
u tOuched my bag zip(which had been stuck for donkey's year)
it suddenly become okay back..yipeee..
ur luv,ur affectiOn really touched my heart,
it naturally increased the amounts of estrogen..
because of u,my menstrual circle get back normal again..
ur love is totally miracle syg..


guess whut..
all da malang, sialicious had been transfered to ya..
first, u became severely weak for many days..

totally weak..haha..lemah semangat den tgk pic nie..yaallah! laki aku!!!

later on, u dislocated ya knee,

lucky u got scandal to help ya walking

then,u had swollen under your eyes

neva mind sugarplum..u still lOok cute wif da swollen under ya eyes

now,u got fever..
(no pic to be displayed T_T)


erm..it doesnt matter if you wanna put da blame on me..
as i'm da one dat give u hell..


syg..u better mandi bunga 7 hari 7 malam
to remove all your sial back..
hahahahahaha..lol

he is mine??? i dun bliv..pliz slap me twice..

not again!!!!!!

si kurus ini suami sy!!!

i HEART u luv..

well..

this is my hubby..

my only hubby..

herm..unless he gives me permissiOn to get secOnd hubby..

~wink~ cnfirm jap lg pinggan mangkuk kt umah terbang

hubby dear..

sowi if i seldOm beliv ya..

so sowiiii..
u r tOo gOrgeous

n i'm tOo gelojOh..big as gajah

hahaha.big difference huh btween u n me..

diz man..

the one dat i luv da mOz 

is a super hOwt,head-turner,eye-catcher,

vandabOom..damn hOt stuff,mirror lover n blabla..

(ish..xmoh puji b lebey2)

whut a pOor man..
his wifey is misS spare tyre,freakin ugly,
psycho n all da bad things happened in da wOrld are bcuz of her
well as she is super duper ugly fatty duckling..
herm...bes nye kutuk diri sendiri..rase cm increase self-esteem( weirdO!)

unWANTED girl!!

i wish i can beliv ya..
i wish i can trust u..
but sOmetime is seems tOo hard for me..
bcOz i'm afraid u will be taken frOm me..
herm..i need to change right hun?
as to be in luv wif a man is to luv him a little n understand him more..

i neva be lyke diz befOre..
beliv me..
i used to be a spOrting gf..an Open-minded one..
i dun even care if my bf has anOther lOver..
sy xkesaaaa..
i said..
"kita jauh..xpe u bley kapel dgn orunk laen..as long as u still lOve me it dOest matter.."
n whenever my ex hanging out wif super howt gurl i dun even feel jealOus..
he can even text or col another gurl 24hours unstoppable..
i dun care..dun wanna care..
(haha..gila ker pmpuan nie???)
but wif u it is difference..
i want u to only be mine..
i dun want to share u wif anyOne including apek(his bestie)
n ur fb..hahaha..i feel lyke i wanna deactivate it..
i wish i can send ya to da MoOn so dat no girl will fall for ya..
but i'm afraid da aliens will hit on ya..
u better be myside..
so dat i can keep my eyes on ya..
Gosh! i wiss God give me extra eyes..anOther 4 if can..

i just cant do it..
it seems imposSible for me to cOntrol my jealOusy..so sOrry..
i prOmise u i will keep jealOusing ya until i die..
haha..thnx for teaching me how to be jealOus..yeah..
i'm addicted to that nOw..
whut an attitude..

~gasping~he will 4eva be boy over flOwers....

caught him wif a girl!

again..wif another princess..

being in another woman's hug..ops..i shall call her emak mertua(my unbeatable competitor)

owh b, hubby going to be..

i'm sOoo lucky tO have u..

but sOmetimes i dO suffer a lOt..

afraid of lOsing ya for sure..

as there are sOOoooo many beauties keep wanting ya..

who am i compared to them..

i'm only a beby gajah wif uncOuntable cellulite..

owh..selulit ku bertambah lagi!!!!

b..if u always be like this i will be da mOz grateful person eva in this planet as no one is willing tO take u frOm me

da only persOn i lOve tO hatE

not again!!!!!!

his name is khalil..his phOne num is 013-22Xx2Xx..

sorry khalil..u r toO litle tOo late..
my heart is already taken..
i juz cant luv u anymore..
so sOrry..

psychO ex gf kO..naseb baek kO tgl dye.

today u rang me a cOl..
adek said u dial wrOng num..hahaha..adek hate u damn much,,
then, i rang u a cOl back..
thnx for wasting my credit..
later i dun even av 1 cent to rply my hubby's msg..
BENCI LUUUUUUUUUUU..


dun u nOe dat i misS my hubby damn much??
i shOulda text him tOnite..
but u destroy it..
whutta great spoiler u r..
again..BENCI LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..


there's nOthin tO do wif u anymOre..
da stOry between 'bie n yunk' is already end
stOp frOm mentiOning da past
i'm sick of hearing da rusty story..
juz blahhh wif da past..
i HATE HATE HATE u

if u keep da prOmise..if u dun eva leave me i will neva meet my hubby..thnx dude! i owe u

i wish i can reset back da tyme
so that i wOnt fall in luv wif ya
luvin ya is da biggest mistake i eva dOne in my life..
u r tOo dayusssss..tOo dayus to be loved by me
(kenape 'dayusss' kena wrna pink????)

misS him..

not again!!!!


owh ummi..
tarakuchacha..
anak ummi mau kawen..
tarakuchacha..
kawen dengan siape?
Kawen dengan siape saja..
ops..silap..
kawen dengan ikram izumi!!!1
tarakuchachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(komen juri: piching lari sket kat not akhir..not awal piching lari banyak..)


OWH..SY XDE MoOD NK BWT ENTRY NIE...
~glOomy~ waaaaaaaaaaaa

owh..pempuan ini bukan mama,ummi,or nenek mertua sy

b..b..b...miss u lar b..waaaaaaaaaaaaaa..tangisan gadis innocent..
ptuiiiiii..innocent lar sgt

about beby izumi

not again!!!!!!


heyOo mammals..

i know u hate to be a friend of weirdo..but..pliz mai..dun cry..big gurl dun cry..chewaah

HELLoooo kanak-kanak ribena..waddup..

hukey..lets start our class today

tOday's topic gonna be abOwt--> BEBY IZUMI

3 simple words to describe bowt her: FREAK,WEIRDO,PSYCHO

~soy freak~(everyday need to drink at least a can of soy)

~love porridge more than rice~(tiap2 ari nk mkn bubur)

~hate coffee n ketchup(takowt jadi itam)

hahaha..cam baju kfc jer

~KFC's lover..(asal de prob kena p KFC..)

~tasteless~xsker tawar,manis,masin,masam.pedas n blabla

~cOmic n game maniac(need to read Gempak bler de prob)

~sker gler kacang..i luv peanut..luv..luv..
~bajet gothic n emo..bwek!

LUV BLACK N RED..GOTHIC WANNA BE LAR KONON

                                             

~luv tO be alone..dun tryna mess up wif me..

~shoppaholic..but dun have money..waaaa

~luv crazy style~formal attire neva exist in my dictionary of lyfe..neva!

u gonna see diz in diz blog only..beliv me..

~a law student that luv to go beyond da rule~

~SoMetime hate to mingle wif peOple( sker mingle dgn babun in da zOo lg kowt)

~luv money pretty much~ in relationship wif money

~have an angel tongue~ easy to influence peep..beware!

~kind but heartless~

~fav quotation:kill or be killed~

~dun care bowt people feeling but caring????..~

~when i say i wanna it.i'll do anything to get it(even need to pay by my blood)

~luv gadget..esp handphone..~
~damn in luv wif IKRAM IZUMI

~

n da last one is: luv my hubby..luv him more than i lOve myself..

kasi potong lu punya kepala..18SX

not again!!!!!!


da thing da i scare da moz iz to be apart from ya..
dun u eva try to leave me or else..am gonna be ya next tok mudim..
potong!potong!potong! haiyakkkkkkkk!


lol..


b..

there is a day dat u sleep lyke a sleeping beauty

there is a day dat u abandon me without u noticing it..

there is a day dat u struggle tOo much for ya exam until u forget mrs.Izumi(me!me!).

hurt..its hurt..
scare..it definitely scary..
i'm soO scared till its hard for me to breath
i feel lyke am gonna die as an impact of misSing ya tOo much..
hurm..i dun even feel lyke living when u dun be by my side..


i juz cant live without ya..

juz a zOmbie

not again!!!!!!

u r my hubby..i'm your zOmbie..keep hunting for ya lOve..

u eat nasi lemak..i eat lemak without nasi..

u r super gorgeOus,head turner, eye-catcher..

i'm a monster..super world disaster,heart-hater

there is an obviOus line between u n me..

but u ignore everything..

u care nothing..

~dats make us be together~thanx sayang for accepting me da way i'm.

beby: b nie sker suruh bb mkn bnyk2..

                          cmner kalau bb jadi gedabak beso cm bus..

                    erm..nk naek bus pon kena duduk 2seat

                u said:xpe..6t bley dok atas riba bb..romantik sket..

       beby: $&*^&$#@..hahaha..luv u damn much b

~eternity love~

kurus lar engko..abracadabra..

not again!!!!!!


hOhO..again..i wanna diet..
ish..nk diet jer..tp kurusnya x..
kaki besO gak kan b..
klo hempap b cnfirm jd cngkodok penyek..
~slurp~ yummy..feeling lyke wanna eat cengkodok..
cengkodok..cengkodok..jemput pisang..
arghhh..diet lar gergasi woii..


okey..lets focus..
yeah..although i'm soOO lucky to have unchOosy hubby,
i still (compulsory!) need to diet..
isyh..xmalu ker peha sama berat dgn entire body b??


5reasons why i need to diet..
1) bcoz i luv b damn much..
wanna be next anna raffali..
2)i wanna be comey so dat i can be wif him..
orunk pon xkn ckp kitorunk beauty n da beast..
3)coz i really wanna b to lift me up one day..bwahaha,,nk dukung cm lam cerita korea..
4)wanna be damn sexy for my b.. can fit sexy lingerie..
5)wanna b da prettiest gurl in b' life..so that he wont find another gurl..he is toO hot..i'm afraid sumOne better will take him from me..i don't want!

mOre than yesterday

not again!!!!!!


my dear b..
i miss u damn much..
i can't stop thinking of ya..
MISs U! mISs U! MIsS u!!(waaaa)


b..
i woke up at 3 a.m..
i rang u a call..
as i missed ya lyke hell..
later on..
u text-ed me at 6.43a.m
i didnt reply as i  was dose off


when i woke up
da first thing dat i did was checked my inbox..
i felt so regret i did not wke up..
if so, i will have a chance to text ya back..
cuz i missed ya badly..
until now i still miss ya


i kept reading da same msg from dusk till dawn..
neva bored of reading da same line:
Monink bb..B da bngun..
why i kept doing diz??
cuz i misS u lar syg..

i kept my self busy..watching muvie..
eating unstoppable..(hahaha..must mention diz)
playing game..
not bcuz  l'm addicted to those stuff or whut..
but bcoz i wanna kill da tyme so much..
so that dat tme will run out a.s.a.p.
As i cant wait to have ya contacting me again..

hurting u..

i luv u..
yes i do..
i know u r madly in luv wif me tOo
but sumtyme u hurt me..
n almoz evry time i hurt u back(greater than da ways u hurt me..hahaha..sory dear)
i'm a gurl da is so undefeatable degil..
if i say i want it, i will get it..
although it must be paid by my bLoOd..
u r born to be a boy wif lack of patience..
it is a miracle thing dat u can stand wif diz degil gurl..
n diz miracle keep happening bcOz u luv me
sOo sweet..but later on slowly u will mke sure i pay da revenge..
u will sleep for one or to days..u left me wif no col n even a msg..

u realie broke my heart..
but at da same time,
u made me damn miss u..
owh..i hate diz part..

my nose..

not again!!!!!!

do u think that u r worth enuf to be da soul of in my life?
well.. i bet u will change ya mind when i tell ya da truth..
for me, u r not more than a nose..
yup..its true..
i need u only bcoz u appears to be my  nose..

It hurts..to digest da fact dat u r only my nose..neither soul nor heart..
i know u will endure da pain for da rest of ya lyfe..
but u must realize hun..
without ya,it seems impossible for me to breathe..
i totally gonna die without ya
yup..there is a second option(mulut kn ada..)
but it wont be da same..

omak engkO!!!

seArchinG foR da purPose of LivIng..hOt!!!

yeAh..i knOw i'm nOt hOt..hurm..nOt evEn cOld..soO..what am i supposed to be?
Katty perry- hOt n cold???

SO LAME..ape brandzzz?? outdated punye blogger..so 60's..lagu zaman nenek gua p clubbing tue babe..bwahaha

ok..lyke i careeeeeeeeeeeee..
muka ada aku kesaaaaaa--->






hukey..stop laughing!

coOl down babe..kter minom dulu..teh tarik satu ney!!!

er..i said stop laughing..
myb diz gonna make u stop laughing at me..

ops..wrong pic..hukey..keep laughing or else..

well..lets back to basic
do you eva lost ya purpOse of living?..
u dun score much in ur exam..
u gain weight more than much(turning to be da next blue hippo on earth)..
u feel lyke da camera hates u(much..much..much)..
hurm..sounds pathetic huh..well..this is whut realie hppen to me..


hurm~gasping~i dun feel like living rite noe..being hOoked up wif  mr.hot stuff is realie realie a gOod thing to be prOud off..hurm..~gasping~(again) but..da problem is i'm not tOo hOt to be wif him..

peOple keep talking lyke diz: is dat his girl?????i thought she is his maid..

n another peep will deny da statement: No she isnt his maid..she is more like his guardian for me..juz loOk at thousands of wrinkles that she owns..eewwww..creepy..

stOp teasing her(said another peep): at least she has something special..her face reminds me to than main character of Wrong Turn.
(click diz link--->).http://www.google.com.my/imglanding?imgurl=http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wt3b.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bigshinyrobot.com/reviews/archives/9381&h=480&w=720&sz=43&tbnid=yJGENdnx7LV44M:&tbnh=93&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwrong%2Bturn&zoom=1&q=wrong+turn&usg=__PXmsQG3-dI1wvQJcfGbe7RNGv2M%3D&sa=X&ei=bIIITf6JCMjorAfY46nVDg&ved=0CGEQ9QEwBg..

Oooooo..spOOokyyy..yeah..i might be that ugly..but i'm not dat skinny..da fact is i'm a new version of sumo gurl..wait n see until i'll crack uoll dOwn..haiyak..

HEMPAP ENGKAU!!!

wuteva..hurm..nOw i noe da main reason why i must keep living..

to prove them that they are totally WRONG!!!

yeah..tyme to change ugly fella..yeah..
u gonna see da new versiOn of me next sem..
wait for da oscar nyte(intaff students' dinner)

first n last tyme i be cuter than him

pulangkannnnnnnnnnnn

it had been almoz a decade 
i searched all over da world to find my mr. right

when i first saw ya, i knew it, i can feel it,

dat u r absolutely da right one,

u turned out to be my angel,

picking by Almighty from Heaven 
so dat i feel lonely nOmore..

we became luv bird,madly in luv wif each other..

we barely be apart,
we shared evrthin,even da toilet and bedrOom

i used to beliv 
even da sky is falling down,u will bear wif me..

but, i was totally wrong..

later on,sumOne got jealous and tryna pull us apart..

pOor me, without my consent,u were taken from me..

now, i left nothin except HOPE

HOPING THAT I GET MY FIRST N FOREVA LUV BACK

~missing d old days wif my soul( mr.NOKIA C6)~

searching for my soul..

LoOking for my hubby..bro..de nampak laki gua??

to my becoming hubby
(hahaha..stil searching for dat lucky guy..am i???)
~wink to my only ATuk in diz world~

u r nOt my first lOver..forgive me as it is out of my control to restart diz life n set my mind to juz fall for u only..

u r not my 2nd lOver..sO sorry as i'm so gataliciOus to be in luv again..

u r tOtally not my 3rd luv..oh nooooooo! i had involved in heart-matter again..haha..maybe u have a chance to be my 3rd if u know me since i was a baby..ur fault..ur fault.. 

sape suruh mak awak xbranak kt hospital yg same dgn mak sy?? klo xbley chop dulu kan..kan

although u r not my 1st,2nd n 3rd luv dats doesnt mean u r my 4th,5th n 6th lOver..

(er..dun blame me as luv is complicated..blame da globalization or wuteva)

 wukey..lets back to basic..

dear sayang/abang/bie/papa/daddy/yunk/atok/engkau..owh,i totally have no idea whut  i'm going to col u in da future..lets decide it later ek sayang/abang/engkau..arghhhh!!!wuteva lar..

pliz dun bother in mind bowt how many bf i have..dont even think of dat..n dont ask me whut is ya number? i wont tell you for sure..not bcoz i dont want to but bcoz i dun even remember whut number u r..

honeyyyyyy..number is not important..it wont change my feeling tOwards ya..my ex are juz jigsaw of puzzle dat fill my lyfe wif  joy n forgotten luv..there are juz my cinta monyet..cinta babun..cinta dinosaur..

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wif u..it neva appears to be da same..u r more than dat..u r my eternity lOve..yup..they filled my life..made me live to the fullest but u r da one dat completed my life..u make me feel dat i'm super duper complete to be a gOod wife,mother n even a nanny..i swear nothing can beat u..

i luv u..yes i do..i want to be wif u as long as u want me to..

i wish i can borrow da time machine frOm doraemon..

pickabOo,have a glimpse on u..so dat i can devote my life only for ya..

hope so u be da chOosen one..(sound effect: Maher Zain)

da one dat destined by God to be my soul,

da one dat willing to share his entire lyfe wif me

da one dat can protect my dignity from being mOlest by evil spirits, demOns n also

setan-wanna-be

dear hubby-goin to be..

when i be ur wifey i will give u my virginity..

which i thought it as my priority

as this is da moZ specious present i can eva giv to you..only for u..

~be my adam..n i promise u i will be ur Eve~

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